Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens

I will not let a douchebag ruin my day

I will drink my damn water

I will manifest that shit

I will no longer be available for bullshit

I will inhale the good shit and exhale the bad shit

Stocking stuffer – Mother’s Day – Father’s Day – gifts – unique gifts – funny gifts – adult gifts – funny pens – pens – sarcastic pens – kitsch – novelty – teacher gifts – holiday gift – funny gifts for him – funny gifts for mom

Shipping:

• $6.95 flat-rate US shipping or FREE on orders over $150!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-48 hours.
• FREE local pickup is available in El Reno, Oklahoma (Choose option at checkout.)

Returns: 

• Orders cannot be canceled or modified after checkout!
• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 14 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories and other non-clothing items, intimates, leggings, bath products & gift cards sale/clearance items.
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.
• When shipping items back, please wrap in paper &place in a shipping mailer. Shoes must be in original box & contain all packaging & placed in a shipping mailer, DO NOT put label directly on shoe box. We recommend using a shipment method that will provide a tracking number.
• Please email us at info@bronzeseal.com or call 405-295-1994 if you need to return/exchange an item that has been shipped.